Hates popular teenagers with a passion of fire. With a tragic backstory that would even make a scarecrow weep, his only goal in life is to kill as many popular teens as he can. Particularly football players and cheerleaders.

Cornstalk’s weapon of choice is a pitchfork to the point that if he misplaces it, he will immediately abandon his goal of killing in order to locate it, no matter how close he was to obtaining his deadly goal.

“POP goes the weasel!”