Egyptians Were Weird
Egyptians are really quite something to me
Why in the world did they make mummies?
Why wrap up the dead and bring them back to life
When their lives had sucked ass and were covered with strife?
No TV, no smart phones, tablets, or computers
In the desert they didn’t have access to scooters!
They were better off dead than alive, don’t you see?
They are literally zombies wrapped up in T.P.
Astral Heights Poetry Contest Submission
