By Barry Gooseberry — Me and my class have to put on a play. It was going to be The Phantom of the Opera, but then Monteray took it over and now it’s called The Apparition of the Compository or something stupid…

By Monteray Pumpernickle — So, there I am. Reading my umpteenth G-Bumps book. It’s rocking my haunted world. Then, oh FRICK, an exciting cliffhanger! I’m on the edge of my seat, literally almost slipping off…