SASKATOON—Dunce caps have been taking the world by storm ever since Josh T. Wildcard’s hot new book: Cheese Screams #1: The Curse of the Mighty Angus, Part 1, hit Amazon shelves. When teachers everywhere saw the effect…

BATTLETON—It was a dark day even for Battleton standards as hoodlums vandalized their local gym’s tagline, sources confirmed Friday. And gym members reportedly took the new catchphrase to heart early the next…