Theme Park Plans

Reaching too high, you say? Like in a pie in the sky? Why? I’ll tell you why. If you don’t try, you won’t shoot for the moon. And if you shoot for the moon, you might just crash into a star.

Anywho, I’m thinking the Cosmic, Stratospheric and Catastrophic sections of the park will cover just about every age group. Wild fun for the whole family!

Cheese Screams can have a Ferris Wheel of Cheese. Dodgy Pitch can have a haunted house where a guy dressed like Cornstalk pops up out of nowhere and “kills” you. And Astral Heights can have a drop tower that goes REALLY FREAKING HIGH and then BLASTS down super fast. Which might . . . actually kill you. But hopefully the kinks get worked out before it’s release.

I also might unleash some dinosaurs into Swootastic World for just a hint of added excitement. Could be possible as dinos might walk among us by then.

It’s a work in progress, what can I say? Stay tuned…