BATTLETON—It was a dark day even for Battleton standards as hoodlums vandalized their local gym’s tagline, sources confirmed Friday. And gym members reportedly took the new catchphrase to heart early the next morning. According to sources, a hostile transformation quickly overtook the members as they became extremely rude towards one another, judging everything, and everyone, around them. Once a group of polite and rather shy exercisers, they were now reduced to calling each other playground names like “fat,” “ugly” and even “stupid.” Several reports indicated that it was as if they needed super judgmental demons to be exorcised from their very souls. It wasn’t long before licensed exorcists were called to the scene, as the staff did not wish to ask all of their members to collectively leave the premises. Their desperate efforts were not successful, however, and the insults and jeers did not slow down until three rolls of toilet paper rolled gently off the sign. Now reading Judgement ree Zone, the gym members reportedly took to crawling around haphazardly, snorting pig noises. Sources confirm that “REEEEEE,” continues to be the most commonly used.