BATTLETON—it was a dark day even for Battleton standards, as some delinquents had gone against everything their local gym stood for.

Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, but your story is what’s going to separate this one from the rest. If you read the words back and don’t hear your own voice in your head, that’s a good sign you still have more work to do.

Be clear, be confident and don’t overthink it. The beauty of your story is that it’s going to continue to evolve and your site can evolve with it. Your goal should be to make it feel right for right now. Later will take care of itself. It always does.

Josh T. Wildcard

Creator of Splootastic Creations, Josh T. is the writer, illustrator and everything else-er for a plethora of cheeky tales for kids, teens, and adults, in an interconnected web of universes. From easily offended monsters to agriculturally challenged aliens, there is no fantastical genre of colourful characters he is not diving headfirst into. He also enjoys making comics and videos, game streaming, and recording the Splootasticast.

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